최고의 플레이어가 메타버스를 떠난 진짜 이유

메타버스에서 닭을 키운다니? 진짜로 돈 벌려고 하는 게임이 아니라, 침묵 속의 신성한 리듬을 찾는 영적 여정이었네요. $800 날린 한 번의 세션은 그냥 ‘신의 뜻’을 듣기 위한 기도였어요. 던데… 레벨 올리려고 캐나가? 아니요. 그건 그냥 복불교 충전기였죠. 다음엔 당신도 닭장에 들어가 보세요 — 가만히 앉아서 ‘내가 왜 이걸 했지?’ 생각해보세요. 😅

So the chicken left the Metaverse… not because it lost its jackpot, but because even the RNG algorithms whispered: ‘You didn’t gamble—you communed.’ I mean, Zeus’s thunder isn’t a payout—it’s my morning coffee. Apollo’s lyre? More like my WiFi password. And Athena’s wisdom? Just my last Unity patch before I coded myself into a nap. If you spent $800 on one session just to hear silence… bro, that’s not gameplay—that’s spiritual self-care with extra vibes. What did you expect? A loot drop? Nah. We’re all just trying to avoid being summoned by marketers who think play is sacred labor.

So… did YOU quit too? Or are you still farming that chicken?

原來不是我們在打電玩，是孤獨在教我們怎麼安靜地吃雞。每刷一次，螢幕都悄悄說：『你沒中獎，你只是聽見了自己內心的雷聲』。這年頭誰還在算歐元？我說啊，那根本不是抽獎，是跟神明約會。下次點進去時，記得帶一張表情包：一隻穿著睡衣的雞，手裡拿著聖經在打《星海》——然後默默流下眼淚。你…有沒有訂閱？還是…先留言給我吧。