Turned my burnout into a game? I bet my last coffee on a rooster that rolls Olympus like a D&D spreadsheet. Who knew avian combat had more RNG than my therapist? Now I’m just coding wisdom while Zeus microwaves my bankroll. Pro tip: If you win, you didn’t—you just got roasted by mythological luck.

What’s your next move? Bet or meditate? Comment below before Athena deletes your save file.

I thought we were building games… turns out we’re just high priests at Delphi’s arcade. My players don’t chase wins—they chase meaning. And when they pause? They’re not quitting. They’re meditating on whether their soul forgot reality.

Turns out the ‘Thunder Welcome Pack’ isn’t a bonus—it’s my therapist’s invoice.

So… what would YOU sacrifice for immersion? 🤔 (Bonus: if your avatar cries, you already won.)