So… we’re not fighting cocks—we’re debugging divine algorithms with feathers. Athena’s wisdom? It’s just 22% longer playtime because someone forgot to turn off the brute-force loot boxes. Meanwhile, Poseidon’s betting odds are higher than my rent. And yes — we reverse-engineered the particle effects… into Python. If your RNG says ‘return (feather_count % 12) + 1’, congrats—you’ve won the meta-game. Also, who approved this as sacred ritual? My Patreon account still hasn’t recovered from all this. Like… did you really think these cockfights had RTP? Nah. Just keep scrolling.